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Old 29-06-2009, 06:52:53 PM     #6 (permalink)
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Dear,

My name is Mrs Aishat Mohammed, I know that this mail will come to you as a surprise.I am the bill and exchange manager of African Development Bank Federal Republic of Benin here. I hope that you will not expose or betray this trust and confident that I am about to repose on you for the mutual benefit of our both families. I need your urgent assistance in transferring the sum of $25.3million immediately to your direct account which the popular artist ,the king of the hip hop Micheal Jackson is the owner of the account.

Upon receipt of your reply, I will send you the full details on how the transaction will be executed, and also note that you will have 40% of the above mentioned sum if you agree to transact the business with me and pls note that we have no time to waste.

Reply to this private e-mail; aishat_mohammed@msn.com

Looking forward for your urgent respnose.

Yours Sincerely,
Mrs Aishat Mohammed.

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Dear Mrs Mohammed,

As a mid-management executive at a prominent UK bank -- 'Southern Rock' (but also subject to the rigours of regulation and close scrutiny), I must tell you that I am intrigued by the opportunity you are offering, and may be well-placed to assist you.

As a bank that is suffering from a serious inquisition by the authorities here, I too have 'no time to waste' and time is certainly 'of the essence' just at this moment.

To give you an idea of my credibility: I recently handled a similar project for the four-hundred and nineteen shareholders of the Inter-BS breakaway group in Lagos, who split from the mainstream Nigerian National Bank with nominal supervision of some $300,000,000 in controllable funds. Some 80% of this sum was diverted, with my assistance, to an account at The Royal Bank of Masonic Handshakers in Pall Mall, London.

On the basis of a 'nod and a wink', we successfully received 98.7% of those funds -- the difference was absorbed by capital gains tax, and a small 'backhander' to a great friend of mine who will will call "Mandy" who was at that time, in urgent need of a mortgage 'top-up' for the 'Gaslight and Coke Company' -- a very litigious and impatient lender against property assets.

After serious agonising with your proposal, I really must ask for a 50% share of the spoils if you do decide to work with me, and on the basis that we suffer no VAT liability. I am sure you understand that this is at 15% currently in the UK, and has to be accounted for.

Please let me know whether this proposal is negotiable/acceptable -- I am willing to buy a ticket to Benin (WTFIT) tomorrow to discuss things further on a 'one on one' basis.

Please let me know your schedule.

'En passant', I thought MJ was the 'King of Pop' and not "hip hop". But I am an old man and have never heard of MJ.

Best regards, and in complete confidence.

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