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Reply that the domain name is free but that only the registrant name can be changed and not the registrant address so he'll have to buy your house. Then inform him that a geological survey from 1969 concluded that your house may be sited directly above a rich vein of platinum and that you therefore value it at £5.6 million based on mining potential.
End the email by saying "I must go now the russian gangsters have just pulled up outside again, I hate it when they fight with the gypsies in the back garden".
He won't contact you any further.
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