Someone tell me a joke or something

Blossom · 02-04-2012, 06:37:30 PM

I'm having a terrible year and I need cheering up. Bad jokes, dirty jokes, cute pictures of animals, anything will do

Aegean · 02-04-2012, 06:47:17 PM

OK, a topical one...

1963 - Whitney Houston
2012 - Whitney Houstoff

anthony · 02-04-2012, 07:33:39 PM

Shagged a girl last night who had a plasticine fanny, and i made a fucking big impression on her!

Blossom · 02-04-2012, 08:03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aegean

OK, a topical one...

1963 - Whitney Houston
2012 - Whitney Houstoff

That made me chuckle out loud. But it's bad :P

Quote:

Originally Posted by anthony

Shagged a girl last night who had a plasticine fanny, and i made a fucking big impression on her!

Lol

tifosi · 02-04-2012, 08:10:44 PM

A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: "Pint please, and one for the road."

tifosi · 02-04-2012, 08:11:39 PM

I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs

tifosi · 02-04-2012, 08:12:15 PM

A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

bensd · 02-04-2012, 08:45:41 PM

I just made a cheese and pineapple sandwich....

...that's Hawaii roll

admin · 02-04-2012, 09:01:55 PM

I was telling a girl in the pub about my uncanny ability to guess the day a woman was born just by feeling their breasts.

"Really?" she said. "Go on then... Try."

After about 30 seconds of fondling she began to lose patience.

"Come on," she demanded, "What day was I born on?"

"Yesterday?" I replied....

Anyone want me to guess their birthday?

Admin

vikrantjain22 · 03-04-2012, 08:23:39 AM

Santa had a leakage in roof over the dining.

Plumber asked: Sir when did you notice it?

Santa: Last night when it took me 3 hours to finish my soup...!!

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