why did i bother going to work today?

[boxerdog]

just thought i would share my day with you

i woke up this morning thinking "god im bored, i think i may go to work"
drove for 30 mins in the pooring down rain to valet a maserati quattroporte. got to the manor not knowing where i was going to valet it in the rain. the owner is out of the country so the house keeper told me i could do it in the garage, "strange i have never seen a garage" drive back down the driveway and the electric gates smash into the front of my van!!
find the garage and its smaller than the car!! after 20 mins of bum twitching and shuffling around i got it out. got soaked!! washing it, put back in garage and some how completed the job.
jumped in van....the van had sunk into the grass and wouldnt budge!! pulled up a load of man hole covers and stuck them under my wheels which shot out from under the van at 30mph. couple of hours later got paid and was on my way home with a strange knocking noise from the front of van.
i am taking the rest of the week off!!

[newguy]

Sounds like a nightmare. Bring on the sun... (and bigger garages).