I've got no idea how I ended up on this page last night

FagEnd · 24-11-2011, 08:23:06 PM

but i read the entire thing.
http://mil-millington.com/

Took me hours.. Granted, I'd smoked several funny fags whilst surfing the internet, but I can't remember how I ended up there. Worth a read if you can spare a few hours.

BREWSTERS · 24-11-2011, 08:44:49 PM

Whoa...!

Just read 3 minutes worth after a bit of a do with wifey (middle name 'Margaret' FFS!! - doesn't suit her BTW, but hey, tough shit!) and it's all sounding too real already....

back to the site!

EDIT: I'll have to come back to it...15 minutes in and I've not scratched the surface...

pred · 24-11-2011, 08:57:14 PM

like Jimmy Saville used to say about birds: 'give you brain damage'

and he was spot on

Blossom · 24-11-2011, 09:42:33 PM

Men can avoid all problems with women by doing what they're told first time. It's really no more complicated than that

stellar73 · 24-11-2011, 09:54:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blossom

Men can avoid all problems with women by doing what they're told first time. It's really no more complicated than that

Ha Ha, I couldn't agree more

Blossom · 24-11-2011, 09:58:12 PM

My boyfriend is now laughing hysterically and shaking his head in equal measures. Not sure what he could have possibly found to identify with....?!

We've just had an argument about the best way to cut a kiwi. I stopped him when he used the phrase 'vertical axis'.

BREWSTERS · 24-11-2011, 10:04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blossom

Men can avoid all problems with women by doing what they're told first time. It's really no more complicated than that

It would be that simple....IF THEY MADE FECKING SENSE!

FagEnd · 25-11-2011, 06:19:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blossom

Men can avoid all problems with women by doing what they're told first time. It's really no more complicated than that

Typical female response.
Did you get permission to use the computer from the male owner? It's obviously a male owner, wimmin would buy a zx81 if a male never pointed out a zx81 is quite old

Stick to kitchen duties love, and let us men deal with the complicated stuff.

I told my missus the exact same thing and for some unknown reason I'm sleeping on the sofa now.

I'll never understand you lot.

Blossom · 25-11-2011, 06:30:36 PM

I'm flying the flag for feminists by using my own computer...I'd kill myself before using his desktop, it has 700MB RAM. Funnily enough he's appropriated my netbook...next time I'm buying a pink one to keep him away.

chrisduggan · 25-11-2011, 06:36:58 PM

reminded me of Harry Enfield - Women know your limits

24-11-2011, 08:23:06 PM	#1 (permalink)
FagEnd Banned Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,590 No Classified Ratings Domain Trader Rating: (100% / 43)	I've got no idea how I ended up on this page last night but i read the entire thing. http://mil-millington.com/ Took me hours.. Granted, I'd smoked several funny fags whilst surfing the internet, but I can't remember how I ended up there. Worth a read if you can spare a few hours.

24-11-2011, 08:44:49 PM	#2 (permalink)
BREWSTERS Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Hambleton Posts: 1,465 No Classified Ratings Domain Trader Rating: (100% / 14)	Whoa...! Just read 3 minutes worth after a bit of a do with wifey (middle name 'Margaret' FFS!! - doesn't suit her BTW, but hey, tough shit!) and it's all sounding too real already.... back to the site! EDIT: I'll have to come back to it...15 minutes in and I've not scratched the surface... __________________ .net developed - buy the .com Last edited by BREWSTERS; 24-11-2011 at 08:58:55 PM.

24-11-2011, 09:42:33 PM	#4 (permalink)
Blossom Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: UK Posts: 898 No Classified Ratings Domain Trader Rating: (100% / 2)	Men can avoid all problems with women by doing what they're told first time. It's really no more complicated than that __________________ Jenni \| Blossom \| Video Tutorials

24-11-2011, 09:58:12 PM	#6 (permalink)
Blossom Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: UK Posts: 898 No Classified Ratings Domain Trader Rating: (100% / 2)	My boyfriend is now laughing hysterically and shaking his head in equal measures. Not sure what he could have possibly found to identify with....?! We've just had an argument about the best way to cut a kiwi. I stopped him when he used the phrase 'vertical axis'. __________________ Jenni \| Blossom \| Video Tutorials

25-11-2011, 06:30:36 PM	#9 (permalink)
Blossom Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: UK Posts: 898 No Classified Ratings Domain Trader Rating: (100% / 2)	I'm flying the flag for feminists by using my own computer...I'd kill myself before using his desktop, it has 700MB RAM. Funnily enough he's appropriated my netbook...next time I'm buying a pink one to keep him away. __________________ Jenni \| Blossom \| Video Tutorials

24-11-2011, 08:57:14 PM	#3 (permalink)
pred Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,264 No Classified Ratings Domain Trader Rating: (100% / 105)	like Jimmy Saville used to say about birds: 'give you brain damage' and he was spot on

25-11-2011, 06:36:58 PM	#10 (permalink)
chrisduggan Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: London / Essex Posts: 415 No Classified Ratings Domain Trader Rating: (100% / 8)	reminded me of Harry Enfield - Women know your limits

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