Dating Russian women online is a minefield, they are so stupid

[FagEnd]

I've been dating this beautiful Russian woman online now for a couple of months. She is blonde but has more than her fair share of blonde moments. For example, every time I send her £1,200 via western union for her visa and airfare to come and visit me she somehow manages to lose it, or spends it on her sick grannys hospital bills or something. Just the other week I sent her brother in Lagos £800 so he could visit home and see the sick granny before she died. I must be cursed because the sick granny died, and the funeral expenses alone cost £3,400 which my sweetheart could not afford, so I paid for that too. Some bastard robbed her on the way to the funeral parlour and took all the money... what else could I do? Had to send it again as I love her very much.
She is coming to see me in January when my other cheque clears.
I'm so glad she found my email address online.

[doodlebug]

Originally Posted by FagEnd

I've been dating this beautiful Russian woman online now for a couple of months. She is blonde but has more than her fair share of blonde moments. For example, every time I send her £1,200 via western union for her visa and airfare to come and visit me she somehow manages to lose it, or spends it on her sick grannys hospital bills or something. Just the other week I sent her brother in Lagos £800 so he could visit home and see the sick granny before she died. I must be cursed because the sick granny died, and the funeral expenses alone cost £3,400 which my sweetheart could not afford, so I paid for that too. Some bastard robbed her on the way to the funeral parlour and took all the money... what else could I do? Had to send it again as I love her very much.
She is coming to see me in January when my other cheque clears.
I'm so glad she found my email address online.

Aww mate that's so touching, I'm going to start a thread on here for everyone to donate money to you so you can give it to her because I'm a caring person so just send me your bank details and will make a start, also I have wooden plaque spare so tell me what your favourite pet was called and I'll write it on there and also I think my mam went to school with yours so can you tell me her maiden name thanks

ps. I have some brand new t-shirts I don't want, tell me your favourite colour and I will send it to you for free.

I need to discuss all this with you in person and not on a public forum so add me on Yahoo IM

[tifosi]

S'alright. I'll give you some of the $34million I won in last months canadian lottery. Cost me a fair bit for them to release the funds to me, but they assured me it's on its way!! Yipee!

[FagEnd]

Originally Posted by tifosi

S'alright. I'll give you some of the $34million I won in last months canadian lottery. Cost me a fair bit for them to release the funds to me, but they assured me it's on its way!! Yipee!

My new girlfriend, Svetlana 36-26-36 (funny how russian surnames are just like our numbers) told me that some scams are operating. I think you might be a victim of fraud.

[The Ferryman]

I also have a Russian girlfriend called Svetlana 36-26-36 and I asked whether they knew each other. Turns out they are brothers, both welders in the local shipyard!

Small world.

Bruce

[vikrantjain22]

My uncle, the deposed dictator from Nigeria has just found 34 million for me in one of his accounts. Since I have no use for so much cash let me know if you need a few millions and I can ask him to send it to you

[Peter E]

Originally Posted by FagEnd

I've been dating this beautiful Russian woman online now for a couple of months. She is blonde but has more than her fair share of blonde moments. For example, every time I send her £1,200 via western union for her visa and airfare to come and visit me she somehow manages to lose it, or spends it on her sick grannys hospital bills or something. Just the other week I sent her brother in Lagos £800 so he could visit home and see the sick granny before she died. I must be cursed because the sick granny died, and the funeral expenses alone cost £3,400 which my sweetheart could not afford, so I paid for that too. Some bastard robbed her on the way to the funeral parlour and took all the money... what else could I do? Had to send it again as I love her very much.
She is coming to see me in January when my other cheque clears.
I'm so glad she found my email address online.

She sounds lovely! But I should be careful - she might be taking you for a ride!

[mogulmedia]

Originally Posted by tifosi

S'alright. I'll give you some of the $34million I won in last months canadian lottery. Cost me a fair bit for them to release the funds to me, but they assured me it's on its way!! Yipee!

It just so happens I can help you out too as I had an email from the U.N Secretary General himself. The United Nations and representative of staffs have concluded that I should be compensated with the sum of 500,000 U.S.D for no real apparent reason! Would you just dang believe it!? Right before Xmas too, what a blessing...

All I had to do was email them my details and pay their small release fee. The money should be with me any day now.

They are so friendly too, my email was directly from the U.N Secretary General's personal Gmail account!

[cc976a]

Originally Posted by mogulmedia

It just so happens I can help you out too as I had an email from the U.N Secretary General himself. The United Nations and representative of staffs have concluded that I should be compensated with the sum of 500,000 U.S.D for no real apparent reason! Would you just dang believe it!? Right before Xmas too, what a blessing...

All I had to do was email them my details and pay their small release fee. The money should be with me any day now.

They are so friendly too, my email was directly from the U.N Secretary General's personal Gmail account!

Ooooh you guys are just too dang lucky!

[DomainManagement]

Life does seem to be unfortunate for a lot of people these days, maybe it`s
something to do with the economy , i am currently on the train to London to the Domainers bash

whilst walking to the station , a pin stripe suited Gentleman approached me in distress , he had his wallet stolen , his money train ticket Gone along with the wallet mobile phone to boot, oh dear , how would i feel in such a situation

so i did the decent thing and asked him would he like to join me in 1st class
at my expense , after all he was wearing a pin stripe suit and spoke awfully well

i was surprised when he said my offer was far to generous , and he could not accept , but if i could see my way to lending him the 39 pounds to go 2nd class , he would feel like he was not taking advantage , so out came 2 crisp
£20`s he said he would run to the ticket office , but if 1st he could have my bank details so he could repay tomorrow and also my address to send a present , with it too , such a nice guy

i did not see him on the train maybe he caught a later train
who knows i just hope he is ok , do yo uthink he smelt of alcohol because of his firms xmas party ??

look forward to seeing you at the domain sponsor do by the way i still have some tickets left instead of the £100 i paid for them i will accept £50 each