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  1. ratboy United Kingdom

    ratboy Well-Known Member

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    ***JUST IN***

    Hi
    Here is our lunch order for 16 @ 12.45
    Thanks, Jane
    Cajun chicken, lemon and tomato mayo, crisp lettuceon granary bread. 1
    Fish finger sandwich on white bread, NO tartare sauce. Small portion of chips 1
    Minted lamb burger – can I please have without chips and ask for extra salad instead? 1
    Mediterranean vegetable ciabatta, tomato and basil & chunky chips (v) NO mayo 2
    Posh hotdog, pork sausages, onions, melted cheese, in a ciabatta roll with chips 1
    Pesto chicken ciabatta, tomato, mozzarella, relish & chunky chips 2

    Fish finger sandwich on granary bread, tartare sauce. Small portion of chips 1
    Prawns and crayfish, lemon & tomato mayo, crisp lettuce (granary please). 1
    Cajun chicken, white bread ,NO MAYO 1
    BLT Sandwich on white bread with a small portion of chips 1
    Roast Ham sandwich on white bread with a side order of small portion of chips 1
    Cheese and Pickle with small chips on granary
    Ham Sandwich on Granary bread 1

    Greek lamb burger, feta, red onion, mint yoghurt & chunky chips 1
     
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    Takwa Well-Known Member

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    Ha, classic people on the internet, I had a guy on my domain enquiry, asking me about flight information and to advise him when to fly from India because of the Monsoon disruption.
     
  4. ratboy United Kingdom

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    Jane will one disapointed cookie when she realises her mistake.
     
  5. Lucky Luke United Kingdom

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    Do the decent thing and let her know! It could be her job on the line for this small error. Go on - you know you should. Think of your Karma.

    bon appetite, Luke
     
  6. mat

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    I allways let them know they have the wrong site, sometimes though they are just plain stupid!

    Nothing was as funny as seing my dad trying to order something off the net for the first time. When asking for his email address he simply put his first name and street address .com :D True story.
     
  7. doodlebug United Kingdom

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    :lol:

    How do you mix up a domain site with a food site or did she type just-domain.co.uk instead of just-eat.co.uk :confused:
     
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    Then eat this hawaiianpizzawithbrownsauceandgratedcheese.com :lol:
     
  10. Pred United Kingdom

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    mmm that looks delicious!

    why not shock jane and send her an email saying she can have the entire order but not the chunky chips due to the size of her arse :D
     
  11. doodlebug United Kingdom

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    Hilariuos :lol:

    Why don't you send her an invoice :lol:

    I bet they're all rolling around on the floor now with stomach cramp :p
     
  12. ratboy United Kingdom

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    Jane had cunningly copied my email address into the email to the sarnie shop - so Jane's job will be just fine, and she will be sat back at work now feeling all tired and sleepy after nailing a nice lunch.
     
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    You should fax her through a A4 sheet with pictures of all the items she ordered on it :D
     
  14. Pred United Kingdom

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    Jane says 'thanks' ..... burp :)

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  15. doodlebug United Kingdom

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    WOW :shock:

    That whole list was just for her, I love how they hid her eyes, what you wouldn't recognise that belly :rolleyes:
     
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  16. Lucky Luke United Kingdom

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    Now she definitely needs an abdominoplasty (or ten)!
     
  17. Pred United Kingdom

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    i bet those slippers are kicking like a mule lol
    :shock:
     
  18. doodlebug United Kingdom

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    How did you get them on her feet :confused:
     
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    the first thing i thought of when i saw this was a big nose :rolleyes:
     

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    ROFLMAO! :mrgreen:
     
  21. ratboy United Kingdom

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    ha ha thats ace :D
     
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