Well, they had to come, here's a few...... • I went to see Ready Steady Cook the other day. It was fantastic. Antony Worrall Thompson absolutely stole the show. • Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it was stuffed up Worrall Thompson's jacket. • Antony Worrall Thompson has been caught shoplifting milk, yeast and flour from his local Tesco. He's clearly run out of dough. • There's no such thing as a free lunch. Unless you're using the Worrall Thompson recipe book. • Antony Worrall Thompson stole some cheese and wine. And that was only for starters. • Wozza was caught stealing cheese from Tesco. He should have done it more Caerphilly. • I don't care what he's done, I'm still hanging on to my Antony Worrall Thompson blender. Better the Breville you know. • Asked how he feels about stealing cheese, Antony Worrall Thompson admits it wasn't very mature.