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  1. aZooZa

    aZooZa Well-Known Member Exclusive Member

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    We're back in primary school again for this joke.

    Okay. Teacher asks class: "Now children, we're going to start looking at some grown-up words. Can anyone tell me what 'contagious' means?"

    Little Becky. Hand up. "Please Miss, my brother had a cold and he passed it on to me. That's what contagious means."

    Teacher: "Excellent Becky!"

    Little Davey: "Please Miss, my brother had chicken pox and I caught it very quickly because it's very contagious."

    Teacher: "First class answer Davey."

    Little Paddy at the back: "Please Miss, I know what it means."

    Teacher: "Come now Patrick, are you sure?"

    Paddy: "Yez muss. Me faather told me that Seamus next door was painting his house with a 2-inch paintbrush."

    Teacher: "Well, Patrick?"

    Paddy: "Well muss, he said it was goin to teek the contagious."
     
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    What did the elephant say to the naked man?

    "It's cute, but I bet you can't pick up peanuts with it."
     
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    aZooZa Well-Known Member Exclusive Member

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    Funny you should reply keys, and that joke's funny also, but i wonder how many people are still scratching their heads over the joke I posted :D

    Tip: Say the last sentence out loud.
     
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