Domain Manage

Festive Greetings

Discussion in 'General Board' started by aqls, Dec 18, 2006.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. aqls

    aqls Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 2005
    Posts:
    1,042
    Likes Received:
    26
    Holiday Greetings to Everyone

    Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

    I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

    By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:

    This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

    -aqls-
    (plagiarised!)
     
  2. Domain Forum

    Acorn Domains Elite Member

    Joined:
    1999
    Messages:
    Many
    Likes Received:
    Lots
     
  3. sneezycheese

    sneezycheese Active Member

    Joined:
    Dec 2005
    Posts:
    550
    Likes Received:
    15
    ... :lol: AQ! :D

    Sneezy now throws caution to the wind (again) ;) - MERRY CHRISTMAS & A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU TOO!!! :mrgreen:
     
  4. olebean

    olebean Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 2005
    Posts:
    2,216
    Likes Received:
    29
    Have a good one all

    May Mr or Mrs Santa (What ever your preference) fill your stocking full
     
  5. retired_member6

    retired_member6 Banned

    Joined:
    Apr 2005
    Posts:
    5,605
    Likes Received:
    29
    Happy Christmas, the funny thing is if you watch fox news, the buggers who gave us pc and happy holidays are only bloody saying happy christmas now and all day long, funny aint it...
     
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.

Share This Page