If you laugh, then you == g33k A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't. ----------------- I called the janitor the other day to see what he could do about my dingy linoleum floor. He said he would have been happy to loan me a polisher, but that he hadn't the slightest idea what he had done with it. I told him not to worry about it - that as a programmer it wasn't the first time I had experienced a buffer allocation failure due to a memory error. ----------- “Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” very long pause…. “Java.” Q. What sits on a communications engineer's shoulder and says "Pieces of seven! Pieces of seven!"? A. A parity error.