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  1. Jeewhizz

    Jeewhizz Well-Known Member

    May 2006
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    If you laugh, then you == g33k ;)

    A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.


    I called the janitor the other day to see what he could do about my dingy linoleum floor. He said he would have been happy to loan me a polisher, but that he hadn't the slightest idea what he had done with it. I told him not to worry about it - that as a programmer it wasn't the first time I had experienced a buffer allocation failure due to a memory error.


    “Knock, knock.”
    “Who’s there?”

    very long pause….


    Q. What sits on a communications engineer's shoulder and says "Pieces of seven! Pieces of seven!"?

    A. A parity error.
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  3. satch

    satch Active Member

    May 2007
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    Ok I did actually laugh at the java one :mad:
  4. Skinner

    Skinner Well-Known Member

    Jul 2008
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    There 10 kinds of people who understand geek jokes, those who do and those who dont.

    If you ever run into software I have worked on writting you may get

    There has been an error: ID:10T

    Seriously, I write that error into almost all the large projects I write especially on the ones where you have to be that to get that error.
  5. DaveH United Kingdom

    DaveH Active Member

    Apr 2008
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    It's been revealed that "VISTA" is actually an acronym that describes what you can expect from the new operating system!

    V - Viruses
    I - Instability
    S - Spyware
    T - Trojans
    A - Adware


    You're Probably A Computer Nerd If

    • Your web page is far more popular than you
    • Your home page is more impressive than your resume
    • You've thought about getting a tattoo of the Intel logo
    • You look at computer magazines instead of Playboy
    • You often argue with your computer, fuss at the modem and cuss your ISP
    • You talk to a woman about your hardware and don't mean anything sexual
    • Your computer has more phone lines than the people in your house
    • You ask a woman for her e-mail address instead of her phone number
    • You think FrontPage is for whimps
    • You run Windows 95, 3.1 and Unix just because you can
    • You think Bill Gates is "cool"
    • You spend more time on the Net than you do sleeping
    • You "call in" sick to work via e-mail
    • Everyone in your family has multiple e-mail addresses
    • You've have a LAN set-up in your house
    • Your idea of hurrying is typing faster
    • You keep spare mouse pads
    • You keep a spare PC just to test virus hoaxes
    • You use a tape backup to save Web Sites you've visited
    • You have more invested in computers than you do your kids
    • You have and use every known commercial/shareware anti-virus program
    • You see how far you can move the mouse w/o turning off the screen saver
    • At night, you check your e-mail before you check your answering machine
    • You still have original version of NetScape
    • You not only us computer acronyms, you know what they're short for too
    • You have a better computer system at home than at work
    • The only sex you have now is on-line
    • You can quote chapter and verse from various html manuals
    • You're still not sure if adding graphics to the Internet was a good idea
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