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  1. crabfoot United Kingdom

    crabfoot Active Member

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    In the vein of FagEnd's "joke for the weekend" posts - I'm pretty sure this site will stop FagEnd from doing anything meaningful for a while - http://clientsfromhell.net/
     
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    FagEnd Banned

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    Quite a funny read.
    I liked this one
    “I want to build a website that appeals to the Amish people.”
     
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    grantw Well-Known Member

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    Funny site, this made me laugh:

    "…As far as the logo goes, I’m just looking for the name in a circle with some fire shit around it."

    Grant
     
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    "I don’t mean to brag, but I am quite good at coding the internet."

    "That’s the wrong shade of black."



    Me: “We will set you up with Google Analytics.”

    Client: “No way. I don’t want that.”

    Me: “Why not? its great!”

    Client: “My wife has it on her website and she only gets 50 hits a month. No thanks. Get me something else.”

    My favs.
     
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    Client: “My site is down. What did you do?”

    Me: “Well, I haven’t done anything in a while. Can you get to Google.com?

    Client: “No. Why did you take Google down too?”

    "dohhh"
     
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    DomCollect DomCollect Staff

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    Brilliant ;-)

    Client: ”We like the logo a lot, but we’re hoping you can make it a little more androgynous. We represent strength, power, business… there’s nothing feminine about our organization and we want to our business peers to take us seriously.”

    Me: ”How about this? [Image of woman in a power suit]”

    Client: ”That’s perfect! Now put her in a skirt and make her breasts a little larger.”
     
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    Client: “I’m afraid I can’t afford the monthly figure at the moment.”

    Me: “Oh no - that’s hourly.”

    Client: ”I could get a stripper for that!”

    Me: ”If she’s as good with Photoshop as I am, then she is the better deal.”
     
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    I liked that one :)
     
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