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Worst thing you've done whilst drunk?

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  1. Blossom

    Blossom Well-Known Member

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    Make me feel better, tell me the worst thing you've done.
     
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  3. cc976a

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    You first - sounds good :)
     
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    Dunno cant remember ;)
     
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    A couple of months back I woke up covered in blood with a deep 1 inch by 1 cm gash on my head. Still have no idea how I did it, the only clue I had was a big pool of blood near the washing machine!!! :)

    Grant
     
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    Choked on my own vomit years ago. Hence I don't drink anymore as it scared the sh** out of me. Give me a bottle of water any day :grin:
     
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    come on.... like anyones "really" going to admit in public the worst thing they've ever done lol
     
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    Spill it then Blossom, what have you done??

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    Out with it Blossom. Confess!!

    I haven't done anything bad while drunk really, but I hate that spinning room feeling.
     
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    I don't know if this is the worst thing I've done or the best thing I've done whilst drunk, but one night in 2001/02 I was extremely drunk and stoned. I was living in the Netherlands at the time. Friday nights were a ritual of beer and weed after work. I decided to purchase some mushrooms from a smartshop in Amsterdam and scoffed the lot before my train journey home to Haarlem. Needless to say, the train journey was memorable :)
     
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    I slipped down some stairs in this club and got a cut which left a scar on my arm.
    Something else happened once but it's kinda embarrassing and not something I'd like to mention.
     
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    Crawl to the end of the bed and place your feet on the floor whilst rest of the body is in bed, sorts that spinning feeling a trick.

    Worst thing ive done? not put enough soil over the body.
     
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    You got your dinky out to a lady?
     
  14. Joeyl

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    No, nothing sexual.
     
  15. Darren United Kingdom

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    Yes can see that....
     
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    Fuck, I'm not even going to mention it here, could be used against me at some point :p
     
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  17. dotNetFreak

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    I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours ;)

    That could be the best advice I've received all year... Nearly worth getting rat arsed just to try it. Problem is I'd probably forget the advice or pass out first...

    ROFL...
     
  18. johnnyboy United Kingdom

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    I was drinking half lager shandies topped with extra lemonade all night at a friend's house party and was getting a bit peckish so decided to make some toast. But instead of spreading the butter on the toast first and then the jam, I did it the other way round. People at the party saw this and were totally shocked and disgusted by my mistake. Chaos ensued and several people died as a result. Since then, I've stuck to drinking vodka straight.
     
  19. FagEnd

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    That's fucking disgusting. How can you even admit in public that you spread the butter before the jam. I hope you rot in hell.
     
  20. mat United Kingdom

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    Worst thread ever.
     
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    Yep - somethings are never shared.

    But - heck while we're here.

    Year before last. went clubbing - ( I'm an old free agent these days) got pissed and headed for the exit (unfortunately this was a barred emergency exit. So laid down amongst the dust and went to sleep.

    Woke-up still pissed in total darkness. hadn't a clue where I was apart from feeling my way around. Then - DONT MOVE-torchlights - dogs barking.

    As i remember when I got outside was the amount of Blue lights - we are talking dozens. (well it is a big club)

    In Time the ol'bill had decided I was not a threat, they called a taxi (That I can only suppose) I do remember some copper saying not 'that one' guess I tried to get in one of the Squad Cars.

    Ending - I was covered in dust from sleeping on the floor that I started sneezing uncontrolably in the taxi. Woke -up next morning to find £5K (Yep 5 thou) worth of teeth bridge work missing (and thats only three teeth)

    So next time somebody tells you they found a set of teeth in the back of a cab - their probably mine.
     
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