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Worst thing you've done whilst drunk?

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  1. wb

    wb Well-Known Member

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    Worst thing done while drunk? Hmm...

    Bought a .pro domain



    Disclaimer: I would never actually buy a .pro domain :)
     
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    i think this is one of those threads that could be a scream if discussing in the boozer and people could be honest
    but theres no way anyones gonna put in print the worst thing lol

    although we could start by describing the worst monster you've shagged :D ?
    you first lol

    we don't want to hear about the models. we've all had stunners. we want to hear about the monsters and whys and wherefore's :p
    over to you fagend......
     
  4. Fabster

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    Puked all over my bed, before falling asleep on top of it.
     
  5. FagEnd

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    Sorry mate, I've only ever woken up beside models, I have high standards.
    The glossy pages can be a pain in the arse though
     
  6. fred United Kingdom

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    Well.... you are obviously misunderstanding what you are meant to do with a magazine then :p
     
  7. The Ferryman United Kingdom

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    Don't knock it 'til you've tried it! ;)

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  8. Aegean Greece

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    Well, about 6 months ago I was at a BBQ at a friends house nearby, had a LOT to drink (even for me) whilst actually eating very little, then later went into Rhodes Town with a friend to continue our drinking spree.

    After visiting about 4 bars and [apparently] a nightclub where we consumed a largee amount of shots, we decided to go and buy a couple of gyros (like a kebab). I should say I don't remember any of this, my friend told me.

    We went into the food shop, ordered 2 gyros each, whereupon I took the gyros and promptly told the owner of the food shop he could "stick his 5 Euro's up his ar**", then after spilling most of it over my shirt walked out into the street where supposidly I spotted two Greek women and asked them if they both "fancied a good porking".

    The good thing was I woke up the next day feeling a bit thirsty but totally unaware of my escapades until my pal came round with a huge smirk on his face. He said I am banned from the Gyros shop and one of the Greek women slapped me. I couldn't believe it, I've never been so awful to people.

    Oh well, I try and be the best ambassador I can for Scotland, sounds like I did a good job that night!
     
  9. awgthomas

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    There has been way to many good times had with so many good stories from my eventful youth.

    Some fun, some naughty and some just plain wrong :)

    None that will make thier way on the web i'm afraid !!
     
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    x2 :p
     
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    Well I wasn't drunk, just didn't look.... last night I deleted a WP install with loads of content on it.... now trying to restore a back up, if this doesn't work then I am going to have to rewrite it all.
     
  13. techtimmy

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    In the early hours of a cold snowy night, walking home drunk from a nightclub, i decided that stealing a milk bottle from a milk float would be an excellent move.

    Upon returning home and drinking the milk I heard a loud knocking on the door. It was the milk man, he must have seen me and followed me home. I decided in my drunken state that not answering the door was the solution to the problem.

    A little later the police showed up. Apparently the milk man had followed my footsteps in the snow so he knew where i lived! I received a minor caution and a few hours in a police cell. :rolleyes:
     
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    Father Jack

    (may contain strong - Irish - language and adult humour, viewer discretion is advised - and all that)

    :)
     
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