Google Questions Answered

I found this article - Q&A with Google people - it is not spectacularly interesting, but it gathers a lot of info into one place.

http://www.labnol.org/internet/google-answers-seo-questions/13731/

Careful how you read it. There are a lot of links in and amongst the text - they can be hard to spot, dark blue vs black.

 

Question 1: How does blah blah affects my ranking in google?
Answer 1: Well our algorithms are very complex. Don't worry as far as we are the only big guy in the play?

Question 2: How do the links define my ranking in google?
Answer 2: Our link mechanisms are getting very complex each day. So keep asking some more questions instead of learning the fucking answer?

Question 3: How do I understand whether I get slapped in the face by big G?
Answer 3: That is a very complex issue. How dare you mortals want to know whether we screwed your months of works because we think we have a right to put you in a sand box if we feel necessary.

PS : No offence to the poster. I am just tired of G's complex algoritms that nobody but Matt Cutt's understand.
Question ...: Do you have any more words to say?
Answer .... : Did I say our mechanisms and algoritms are getting fucking complex each passing day. Why don't you go and watch a few Matt Cutt's video on youtube and speculate on whether domain registration period or loading time would or would not screw you in near future!

I suspect big G's algoritms would be instanteneously becomes cyrstal clear if the share of the yahoo or msn would pass 30%.

 

me, i'm only a fish
waiting to die in a toxic sea
gasping for breath to survive
algorithms sapping the oxygen of life
the online ocean polluted by numbers and letters convoluted
never should I have domains bought
for Google, is not of shiny scales
nor in danger, like many whales
Google the master holding the net
me, I am but a fish swimming against the tide
alas! all my domains I cannot hide
fear not my friend
the end is near
'tis the sandbox where your name doth appear