Worst thing you've done whilst drunk?

Nice try Blossom but they are all boring on here by the looks of it, probably worse thing they've done is reg a .eu.com while drunk

I've only been drinking again since February after 9 years of being sober so tune in this time next year and I will give you an update

In 2000 I got attacked by this guy with a full wine bottle who my mate was arguing with and I almost killed him, caved his head in with the wine bottle, stamped on his head, slashed his arm and broke his nose.
( for legal purposes maybe I didn't )

Fagend > no surprise with yours

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kLqahiyuSs

 

I suppose it would be the worst thread ever if you had no life. I don't advocate fucking whores and taking drugs, but it does make for an interesting experience, you should try it sometime.

 

I did not witness this but if you knew him you would appreciate the story.
We were about 25 lads on a 4 day stag do in Marbella, it was about 4 in the morning and my mate decides he is going to get in a taxi back to the hotel, he is hammered and after he has sat in the back of the taxi he was ripped out of it by a very angry taxi driver who would not stop shouting at him. Being a big bastard he ignores the driver and gets back in the taxi mumbling the name of the hotel, this time the driver gets another driver to help him out but the driver is very angry and gives him a few slaps.

Big bastard stands up to his full high of 6’6” and takes a drunken swing at the driver and before he knows it he is being pummeled with sticks by three drivers.

I get woken in the morning as the hotel manager tells me I need to go to the police station, luckily big bastard was let off with a warning after attempting to sit in what he thought was a taxi but was actually a police car. The arresting officer (Taxi driver) was not a happy bunny;-)

Silly twat

 

Seeing as Blossom is not forthcoming with her story, I will reveal it on her behalf as it includes me also.

Basically myself, Blossom and Imogen Thomas had a Ménage à trois whilst very drunk, and we are waiting for the story to come out in the papers from a 'friend' of Imogen's who is worried about her getting hurt again

 

I heard Imogen had a very nice in-junction

 

Lol cheeky bastard. I'd look like shit next to Imogen Thomas, would have to talk dirty...errr I mean domains

 

Haha whatever it was its not as bad as this guy.

Check out the video,

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...g-tumble-on-CCTV-after-Savoy-awards-bash.html

 

Sorry Blossom, I had to reveal it, the suspense was killing me. You played your part just as well as I did in this. We both know it is all airbrushed with Imogen, as we found out on THAT night - don't release the tape to the Sunday Sport until we agree on the price though ok ?

 

I'm thinking £500,000, sundaysport.co.uk, Johnny Depp and a goat should do it. You can have £250k, sundaysport.co.uk and half the goat.

 

I'm thinking £2.75 pay per view?

 

Johnny Depp and a goat sounds like an interesting story itself, but what did he do to that poor goat while drunk :?

 

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Not a bad deal ! Don't show them THAT part of the tape though - keep THAT part for on demand only ok ?

 

I got drunk and got kidnapped by a fake taxi driver in Azerbaijan, it was an interesting experience.

 

I had broken a metatarsal a couple of week before, then after a night of bingeing on Cider and Blackcurrant, I threw up all over my cast rendering it purple for the 4-5 weeks I had to keep it on for..

 

Watch arsenal

 

Could be worse, I saw a wednesday game.

 

Or watch an England game, that must be embarrassing.

Worst thing I did was buying 2 reg fee domains without search volume, bad bad boy