An Adult Joke

[retired_member6]

Here's one I made earlier... well it is BLUE Peter.

I've just been speaking to a girl online, she's 19, she says to me "I like dp, fisting, anal and toys, I want to make you hard."

I said "sweetheart, I'm Millwall, I'm already hard."

 

[wwwdomain.name]

I've just been speaking to a girl online, she's 19, she says to me "I like dp, fisting, anal and toys, I want to make you hard."

I said "sweetheart, I'm Millwall, I'm already hard."

LOL ....

Excellent Lee... A classic...

Please send her my way...

Always on the lookout for new talent...

 

[philipp]

What's dp? We have a Right To Know!

Also please send details of the chatroom URLs

P.

 

[wwwdomain.name]

What's dp? We have a Right To Know!

Also please send details of the chatroom URLs

P.

LOL...

I've got: doublepenetrations.co.uk or even triplepenetrations.co.uk available for a site if she feels daring... lol

 

[static]

"tirple (sic) penetrations"? Im reporting you to the RSPCA.

 

[wwwdomain.name]

"tirple (sic) penetrations"? Im reporting you to the RSPCA.

LOL Static...

Bloody typos... Fixed it now...

I've heard of muff diving but never tirple diving... lol

 

[Pred]

anal!

LOL...

I've got: doublepenetrations.co.uk or even triplepenetrations.co.uk available for a site if she feels daring... lol

I'll be over to film it! BTW Analfilm.co.uk is still available! PLUG, PLUG!
Pred :mrgreen:

 

[wwwdomain.name]

LOL Pred...

The way this is going maybe gangbangers.co.uk would be better... lol

 

[static]

LOL Static...

Bloody typos... Fixed it now...

I've heard of muff diving but never tirple diving... lol

I thought pet pests were banned on here lol