Seen this on another forum i sometimes go on, thought you would like 
A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'
The father answers: 'Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Your Mam and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a virtual date via e-mail with your Mam and we met
at a cyber-chat club.
We sneaked into a private room, where your mother
agreed to a download from my hard drive.
Soon as I was ready to upload, and she was ready to recieve,
we both hit the enter button at the same time, only to get an error message.
We discovered that, even though we had used a virus guard neither one of us had used a firewall,
and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
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You got Male
A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'
The father answers: 'Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Your Mam and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a virtual date via e-mail with your Mam and we met
at a cyber-chat club.
We sneaked into a private room, where your mother
agreed to a download from my hard drive.
Soon as I was ready to upload, and she was ready to recieve,
we both hit the enter button at the same time, only to get an error message.
We discovered that, even though we had used a virus guard neither one of us had used a firewall,
and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
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Scroll Down
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You got Male
