Bargain Attract women and be the envy of your friends...

[BREWSTERS]

...with this domain; freshly registered hence I'd feel cheeky charging more, even though my accountants will kill me for it!!!!

Google the product in this domain - oh boy, what an item! This is the new super-product, it's easier to say what it won't do , so here goes...

BUY NOW

*it won't change the oil in your car
*it won't help you get a discount on trans Atlantic flights
*and it won't increase the length or girth of your manhood...but wait...

don't worry about that - by the time the laydeez cop a glance of that you're already 95% of the way to conkers-deep heaven, and once word gets out you own this honey-of-a-domain, you'll have to fight them off with a stick!!!!

BUY NOW

So, what is this domain you ask?

removed

Yeah, I know what you're thinking; 'how do I grab this hot mofo before someone else gets it, and then spends the rest of their naturals getting it'?

Well I'm going to make that easy for you; I really should be charging £197 for it, but I'm not...£147? Nope. Surely I can't go as low as £97 can I?

Well check this out...

I'm going to sell this domain along with all the muff-magnet benefits it conveys for just...



£25



and did I mention it gets 1300 UK exacts per month? Every one of them from a bikini clad, oiled up hot milf/teen/tranny/goat (discard as appropriate).

 

[Alien]

ROFLMAO!

Post of the year award goes to BREWSTERS!

 

[BREWSTERS]

Another happy customer!

Testimonials:

I bought a similar domain, and my shag rate went out of the stratosphere...thank you Brewsters - thank you thank you thank you!

another...

I had reservations when buying a domain from Brewsters; he claimed it would make my hair grow back - no longer a two-egger mute swan I'd be, so he said...I didn't believe him but bought it anyway.
All I can say is "WOW!!!!!" - I wish I'd done it years ago...no sooner had the transfer gone through than my barnet sprouted and now I'm the full Michael-Bolton-on-steroids. Thank you Brewsters, you've made me a man again!

Edit:

Have I mentioned my 'full-super-platinum-chisseled-from-stone-iron-clad-double-lifetime guarantee'???

Yes, a 'double-lifetime' guarantee!!

If you buy this domain and don't get laid during the rest of your lifetime, or your childrens lifetime, then simply take out a full page ad in 'The Times on Sunday', Sport section, stating so, and we'll refund your money*.





*Refunds are made in the form of Morrisons 'Let's Grow' school vouchers. Non negotiable.