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Anthony Worrall Thomson jokes

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Well, they had to come, here's a few......

• I went to see Ready Steady Cook the other day. It was fantastic. Antony Worrall Thompson absolutely stole the show.

• Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it was stuffed up Worrall Thompson's jacket.

• Antony Worrall Thompson has been caught shoplifting milk, yeast and flour from his local Tesco. He's clearly run out of dough.

• There's no such thing as a free lunch. Unless you're using the Worrall Thompson recipe book.

• Antony Worrall Thompson stole some cheese and wine. And that was only for starters.

• Wozza was caught stealing cheese from Tesco. He should have done it more Caerphilly.

• I don't care what he's done, I'm still hanging on to my Antony Worrall Thompson blender. Better the Breville you know.

• Asked how he feels about stealing cheese, Antony Worrall Thompson admits it wasn't very mature.
 
Antony Worrall Thompson stole some cheddar? How dairy!

“Morning Sergeant”. ”Morning Constable”. ”What have you got for me today”. ” We have Anthony Worrell Thompson in possession of stolen cheese”. ”Right then lets grill him”
 
I honestly believe AWT suffered (suffers) a genuine klepto disorder. His actions truly beggar belief and have to be put down to some type of mental aberration. I hope he gets help.
 
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