Anthony Worrall Thomson jokes

[The Ferryman]

Well, they had to come, here's a few......

• I went to see Ready Steady Cook the other day. It was fantastic. Antony Worrall Thompson absolutely stole the show.

• Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it was stuffed up Worrall Thompson's jacket.

• Antony Worrall Thompson has been caught shoplifting milk, yeast and flour from his local Tesco. He's clearly run out of dough.

• There's no such thing as a free lunch. Unless you're using the Worrall Thompson recipe book.

• Antony Worrall Thompson stole some cheese and wine. And that was only for starters.

• Wozza was caught stealing cheese from Tesco. He should have done it more Caerphilly.

• I don't care what he's done, I'm still hanging on to my Antony Worrall Thompson blender. Better the Breville you know.

• Asked how he feels about stealing cheese, Antony Worrall Thompson admits it wasn't very mature.

 

[BREWSTERS]

Lol!

 

[Jamie101]

http://themediablog.typepad.com/.a/6a011570c131b2970c0168e5424fb0970c-800wi

(on mobile so I can only give a link!)

 

[murph]

Antony Worrall Thompson stole some cheddar? How dairy!

“Morning Sergeant”. ”Morning Constable”. ”What have you got for me today”. ” We have Anthony Worrell Thompson in possession of stolen cheese”. ”Right then lets grill him”

 

[aZooZaaZooZa is verified member.]

I honestly believe AWT suffered (suffers) a genuine klepto disorder. His actions truly beggar belief and have to be put down to some type of mental aberration. I hope he gets help.

 

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