Guinea-pig Pictures

aquanuke · Aug 20, 2006

Reg'd guinea-pigs.co.uk the other day and if I search for "Guinea-pig Pictures" I get these results..

Any chance you can give your adult filter a kick ED and tell it Guinea pigs are not sex toys.

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mibut · Aug 21, 2006

Guinea pigs are not sex toys

quite sure that you would be able to find some people who think they are. Google for Guinea pig fetish.

A maker of “crush films” was sentenced in New York to 280 hours of community service for depicting women in spike heels speaking in seductive tones while stepping on guinea pigs

from http://www.harpers.org/WeeklyReview2001-01-02.html#20030929223233-6191217867

What do mice, lizards, frogs, snails, crickets, worms and guinea pigs have in common? As unsexy as these creatures may be, they are among the favorite fixations of a subculture of masturbators commonly known as "crush freaks."

from http://www.kapelovitz.com/crunchtime.htm

Pred · Aug 21, 2006

Freddie Starr

Nuke,
Maybe it dropped & Freddie Starr was the previous owner! :mrgreen:
I know he ate hamsters, not sure about sha**ing guinea pigs tho'!
Pred :mrgreen:

retired_member6 · Aug 21, 2006

I've never quite understood how people put rodents up their harris, that school playground story still makes me wonder 'what on earth' today and I don't really wish to know.

Pred · Aug 21, 2006

Horny Guinea Pig

Hi all,
Who said guinea pigs couldn't be Horny??? :mrgreen:
http://www.dorks.com/html/Horny-Guinea-Pig.html

Predator :-D

tifosi · Aug 21, 2006

you're all sick! best laugh all day.

S

NameDriver · Aug 21, 2006

Sorry I haven't replied to this earlier. I didn't really know where to start!

This is totally bizarre. In the preview, I'm seeing perfectly normal ads for Guinea Pig Pictures in the UK but all sorts of vibrator ads (and one for the Texas Chainsaw Massacre) for Germany.
I am absolutely baffled as to the connection between guinea pigs and sex toys. I even did a Google search for " "Guinea Pig" "Sex Toys" " and found nothing even remotely helpful. I did see an interesting snippet though:

...to have a real diagnosis (at least a doctor's educated guess) before you use yourself as a guinea pig...

I decided not to read further.

I see you've wisely chosen another keyword. I can confirm that that name is on the non-adult feed, it just seems that Google are having certain categorisation issues. We'll drop them a line to see if they may want to review their guinea pig inventory.

Ed