ICANN hires Kieren McCarthy

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ICANN hires critic McCarthy from Guardian Unlimited: Technology

ICANN | ICANN Announces New Staff Appointments

Jobs for the boys? Will he have time to write about Nominet now?

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[olebean]

ICANN hires critic McCarthy from Guardian Unlimited: Technology

ICANN | ICANN Announces New Staff Appointments

Jobs for the boys? Will he have time to write about Nominet now?

The Register search results

Or will he become part of th establishment? Institutionalised by bureaucracy?

 

[Kieren]

Part of the establishment or pen-pushing bureaucrat?

I hope to become both.

Of course this will require me completely overhauling my personality but mark my words, it will be done.

Within six months I shall be insisting that anyone that owns more than two domain names explain themselves and that everyone pays ICANN £2.50 for each domain registered - ccTLDs an' all.

I shall be driven around Oxford in a chauffeur-driven Vauxhall Cavalier and hold court every Tuesday on a chair of beaten gold at The Bear pub where I shall hear petitions from the good folk of England about their Internet presence.

I hope to see you all there.


Kieren

 

[olebean]

Kieren

The consequence of longer exposure on release may require a period of normalisation. In extreme cases a localised procedure known as “trepanning” is administered to the former internee. The procedure usually involves the purchase of one second hand B&D cordless drill and approximately thirty seconds with a self proclaimed doctor.

Of course the procedure is not without risk… Needless to say perhaps a risk worth considering...


Good luck!!


OB

 

[jmcc]

I hope to become both.

Of course this will require me completely overhauling my personality but mark my words, it will be done.

Within six months I shall be insisting that anyone that owns more than two domain names explain themselves and that everyone pays ICANN £2.50 for each domain registered - ccTLDs an' all.

If only you could do something about EURid and .eu. B&D drills and 2x4s would be gladly supplied free of charge.

Regards...jmcc