Husband and wife joke

[aZooZaaZooZa is verified member.]

Just nabbed this from another site. I thought it was comical enough to post here.

A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him on the head with a frying pan.
'What was that for?' the man asked.
The wife replied 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket'.
The man then said 'When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on'
The wife apologized and went on with the housework.
Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.
Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again.
Wife replied. 'Your horse phoned'

 

[fish]

v. good! & quite topical given the horse / girlfriend thread that was on here this week

 

[doodlebug]

v. good! & quite topical given the horse / girlfriend thread that was on here this week

It's Robs misses lol

What a clever horse

 

[developdomainsdevelopdomains is verified member.]

another one.............

wife treats hubby by taking him to a lap danicng club for his birthday.

doorman says "OK Dave, how's tricks?", wife asks, "how does he know you?". Dave says, "er, I play footy with him".

Inside, the barman says, "usual Dave?", Dave says to wife, "before you say owt, he's on the darts team in me local."

Next a lapdancer says "Hi Dave, d'ya want the special again?". Wife storms out dragging Dave with her and jumps in a taxi.

Driver says "bugger me Dave, you've pulled a minger this week!!!!"

LOL