when you're in bed and need the toilet

[lethal0r]

im currently facing this dilemma.

I could have added a 4th option, which I hopefully wont do until im at least 90.

 

[Aegean]

You don't seem to have the 'reach for bedpan' option...

 

[lethal0r]

You don't seem to have the 'reach for bedpan' option...

haha!!

 

[scottmccloud]

Urinate on your missus' side of the bed, and let her wake up in the morning thinking it was her

 

[jasman]

When I was a student one of my friends had a guy staying in his flat for a few months. When he moved out and my friend was cleaning his room out he discovered loads of bottles of piss in the wardrobe. Presumably he didn't want to venture across the landing to the bathroom. Can't believe he didn't dispose of them before he left though, what a peasant.

 

[Ashton]

When I was a student one of my friends had a guy staying in his flat for a few months. When he moved out and my friend was cleaning his room out he discovered loads of bottles of piss in the wardrobe. Presumably he didn't want to venture across the landing to the bathroom. Can't believe he didn't dispose of them before he left though, what a peasant.

That is disgusting.

 

[Bailey]

What an earth brought this particular question to your mind lethal0r. You haven't just recently purchased "Catheter solutions//couk" or something of that ilk ??

 

[BREWSTERS]

When you gotta go, you gotta go - delaying only means you'll be even more awake.

 

[Blossom]

That happened to me last night (I picked the middle option by the way, not one of the disgusting ones in the thread!!) Was one of those nights....couldn't sleep, then needed the toilet, then the cats started fighting, then they brought a mouse in. I think I've had about three hours' sleep :/

Anyone have the same with brushing their teeth? I often make the mistake of getting into bed first, and then I really can't be bothered to get up. Force myself to go anyway, or else I wake myself up in the middle of the night.

 

[Sussexite]

Anyone have the same with brushing their teeth?

Teeth are the only part of your body that don't really repair themselves.

So I programmed myself to always brush them however drunk, incapable or tired.

 

[lethal0r]

What an earth brought this particular question to your mind lethal0r. You haven't just recently purchased "Catheter solutions//couk" or something of that ilk ??

no but I just searched for catheter! theres a good one on google keyword tool - urinarytractinfection.co.uk. but someone on here has it! surprise!

Anyone have the same with brushing their teeth? I often make the mistake of getting into bed first, and then I really can't be bothered to get up. Force myself to go anyway, or else I wake myself up in the middle of the night.

I used to, but 2 filings have since changed my ways.