Wit and humour

[Blossom]

You're for it when @Blossom turns up

Sadly I can't disagree with either part

 

[scottmccloud]

Women are like domain names. All the best ones are already taken....

 

[keys]

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more
than standing in a garage makes you a car.

 

[keys]

Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

 

[keys]

Some people bring happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

 

[keys]

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

 

[EdwinEdwin is verified member.]

What did the 8-bit register say to the 16-bit register?
"Eating for two?"

(sorry, made that one up so it's probably incoherent)

 

[deedee is verified member.]

Oldie but I still like it.

There are 10 types of people. Those that understand binary, and those that dont.

 

[keys]

17 Female Rules

1. The female makes the rules.

2. The rules are subject to change by the female at any time without prior notification.

3. No male can possibly know all the rules. Attempts to document the rules are not permitted.

 

[keys]

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

 

[Rich]

I entered the wife in an innuendo competition

 

[AdminAdmin is verified member.]

A lorry carrying 25 tons of Vicks Vapour Rub has overturned on the M6, near Birmingham, spilling it's load onto the carriage way.

The Police have said, there will be no congestion for at least 12hrs.

 

[findtim]

some famous author said this, and i'll probably get it wrong!

something like: " i love rugby, it has the ability to keep 30 bullies far away from town"

tim