Dentist

[retired_member6]

I finally went to the dentist this afternoon, walked in "can I make an appointment please?" Sure we can see you now... came the reply, it's only been 16 years - bad boy - for anyone out there just go, don't leave it.

The check up and clean set me back about £70 I think, xrays and medicine another £10 on top. She's lovely, if my dentist was like her when I was 13 I'd have gone back every month not every six.

I have to go back again Thursday, a mate knocked half a tooth out a few years back after I pushed him off a stool in one of Millwall's hardest boozers - trust me that act deserved instant retribution, a tooth which eventually fell out and just left the root so that needs taking out and I have a wisdom tooth I aint needed for ten years apparantly so that's going too and maybe one other that gave me jip about six years ago.

After the cleaning though, it don't half feel good and looks better. Terrible really, should have gone a lot sooner, then after that hopefully she'll bung a bridge in, top a few other teeth off and I'll almost be human again. Weird aint it, for all you younguns out there - I'm 30 on 1st July - listen to advice given to you, everything in moderation but have it good once in a while and keep your health in check, it's important. Yes Dad.

It feels like I'm going all green but I aint, I stopped smoking Xmas 2005, lost almost five stone, moved abroad, cut down the drinking, stopped gambling, cleared debts and now I'm getting health sorted and this summer I hope to be in Italy and Romania with my top off getting some sun on the beach and getting laid regularly would be a nice prize for me efforts. So you younguns and you olduns, look after yourselves. This was a message from Lee Owen - consider yourself done by Millwall.

Cheers
Lee

 

[mally]

My dentist is yummy too, with blue eyes.

I bet she brings in the business herself!

 

[retired_member6]

My dentist is yummy too, with blue eyes.

I bet she brings in the business herself!

She'd have got the business if she was single but not before making my teeth alright, but maybe a dentist fancies a bit of dirty after seeing clean day in day out haha joke.

Lee

 

[tifosi]

My dentist is a grumpy old Irishman.

 

[retired_member12]

This was a message from Lee Owen - consider yourself done by Millwall.

Cheers
Lee

I do enjoy your posts, always vocal and say it as it is.
I was on a train a couple of years ago, and opposite me was a hard looking guy with 'Mill' tattooed on his left fist and 'wall' on his right fist. He was reading a book entitles 'Scally'. Every so often, he'd have a quiet laugh.
Striking up a conversation about an hour later, it turned out that the book was about some very hard Everton fans of about 10 years ago.
The obvious Millwall fan told me that of all the fans they met on the travels, the 'Evertonians' were the worst. When i asked him what he was laughing at in the book, he simply replied 'Ah, Happy Days'.
When i said to him that to me his fists read 'wallMill', he said he was so p***ed, he didn't realise what he'd done, but it had probably saved his life. When i asked why, he said him and a couple of mates were set upon in the bogs in a pub by 3 Evertonians, and unfortunately his two mates had took a bit of a beating before him. When he bravely put his fists up to give it his best shot against the Everton fans, the took one look at his fists and fell about laughing, then they walked out.
It was one of the best stories i've ever heard!