Because I've got nothing better to do, decided to try some online translators for boxerbogs welcome message.
Tried 4 then got bored, but think I get what he was trying to say...
1. Welcome products field Polish boy. Hope ye do your time here
2. Greet domains boy polish < poland > acorn. Here you have hope be glad (please) your sometimes
3.Welcome to acorn areas of Polish boy. They hope you will rejoice in your time here
4.Greets acorn the spheres of Poland boy. Have hope you enjoy by your at times here