One for the FagEnd

[crabfoot]

In the vein of FagEnd's "joke for the weekend" posts - I'm pretty sure this site will stop FagEnd from doing anything meaningful for a while - http://clientsfromhell.net/

 

[FagEnd]

Quite a funny read.
I liked this one
“I want to build a website that appeals to the Amish people.”

 

[grantw]

Funny site, this made me laugh:

"…As far as the logo goes, I’m just looking for the name in a circle with some fire shit around it."

Grant

 

[Aaron Clifford]

"I don’t mean to brag, but I am quite good at coding the internet."

"That’s the wrong shade of black."



Me: “We will set you up with Google Analytics.”

Client: “No way. I don’t want that.”

Me: “Why not? its great!”

Client: “My wife has it on her website and she only gets 50 hits a month. No thanks. Get me something else.”

My favs.

 

[retired_member32]

Client: “My site is down. What did you do?”

Me: “Well, I haven’t done anything in a while. Can you get to Google.com?

Client: “No. Why did you take Google down too?”

"dohhh"

 

[DomCollect]

Brilliant ;-)

Client: ”We like the logo a lot, but we’re hoping you can make it a little more androgynous. We represent strength, power, business… there’s nothing feminine about our organization and we want to our business peers to take us seriously.”

Me: ”How about this? [Image of woman in a power suit]”

Client: ”That’s perfect! Now put her in a skirt and make her breasts a little larger.”

 

[retired_member32]

Client: “I’m afraid I can’t afford the monthly figure at the moment.”

Me: “Oh no - that’s hourly.”

Client: ”I could get a stripper for that!”

Me: ”If she’s as good with Photoshop as I am, then she is the better deal.”

 

[FagEnd]

Client: “I’m afraid I can’t afford the monthly figure at the moment.”

Me: “Oh no - that’s hourly.”

Client: ”I could get a stripper for that!”

Me: ”If she’s as good with Photoshop as I am, then she is the better deal.”

I liked that one