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  1. serosoft France

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    Hi there,

    First of all thanks for the platform,

    When you say the UK, first thing comes to my mind is Snatch and Jason Statham

    I would like to try this opportunity to see if I can get some money and enjoy the uk extension.

    My small portfolio is:

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    Cheers from Paris, France!
     
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  3. Ben Thomas

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    Love Snatch, great film. So funny, the watchability of it and replay value is never ending.
     
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  4. aZooZa

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    Sausages...:)
     
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  5. Ben Thomas

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    "What's wrong with it?" ... "Oh, nothing Tommy. It's tip top *pulls the door off the caravan* it's just, I'm not sure about the colour!"
     
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    "I f*king hate *ikeys..."
     
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    "Fuck me, hold tight. What's that?" ... "It's my belt Turkish." ... "No. Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?" ... "It's for protection!" .. "Protection? From what? Ze Germans?!"
     
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  8. serosoft France

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    [​IMG]
    Turkish:
    What's happening with them sausages, Charlie?

    Sausage Charlie:
    Five minutes, Turkish.

    Turkish:
    It was two minutes five minutes ago.

    =)
     
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  9. aZooZa

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    Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible c*nt... me.
     
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    TOP GEAR :)

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  11. Ben Thomas

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    I've gone ahead and fixed that post for you.
     
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    Brick Top:
    You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.

    Sol:
    Would someone mind telling me, who are you?

    Brick Top:
    And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
     
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  14. serosoft France

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    Now I remember that scene:
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    They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute.

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    Tommy - the tit - is praying. And if he isn't, he fucking should be.
     
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