Okay, call me a bit pedantic, but when Nominet publishes a protocol that stipulates that .co.uk registrants have a whole 5 years to register their corresponding .uks, otherwise the domains will be made available and released to the British public, and then they orchestrate the perfect circumstances for registrars to mass-register those .uks for free, even though the owners of the .co.uks haven't taken up their option... and hundreds of thousands of domain names are NOT returned to the UK public and made available as promised... excuse me for feeling a little bit pissed.
And that's when I get a bit obsessively pedantic, and exactly the same thing happened when ICANN completely ignored the copyright fake claims being made in the .info roll out during a supposed 'trademarks only' period... only to discover that Afilias directors - who were the Registry administering the .info domain - had themselves submitted fake trademarks to nab desirable domains (Govinda Leopold being a classic example). Not only that, but all over the world registrars and others were faking trademarks to claim the generic domains, before they could be released to the general internet public (not least Konrad Plankenstein who submitted thousands of fake trademarks and was awarded the domains). So I got pissy and started listing the names in detail, and then posting them on my website The Internet Challenge, and I was supported by people all round the world who also identified fakes, and I got called up by the BBC etc etc.
In the end, the scandal became so blatantly clear that all the fraudulent names had to be returned, and the names released as they should have been to the internet public.
And to be honest, I'm starting to feel that way about Nominet. That old pedantry is stirring, and I'm making lists of the names that appear to have been mass-registered without any request from the actual people who had the claim to them. And contacting Nominet, it was like the laissez-faire attitude of ICANN all over again, and I thought 'Oh no, here we go again.' You know... "Well these mass-registrations are justified because they are giving people more time to claim their .uks." More time???! They'd had 5 years. And contacting Fasthosts I was given the same spiel: "We are doing it so the .co.uk registrants can have more time. We're protecting them from cybersquatters."
Riiiight....
So let us set aside for a moment the fact that this all contravenes the protocol Nominet set before the UK public. Let us set aside the fact that Fasthosts people may have psychic powers, and they have foreseen that hundreds of thousands of registrants actually DID want to register their .uk domains, and in one more year they all would, even though 5 years had passed and they'd shown no such intent at all. Let us set aside the fact that Moninet's free registrations offer was incredibly fortuitous, a bit like saying to a jewel thief, 'Well we'll leave the doors of the Tower London unlocked for a couple of weeks, because we know you would NEVER abuse out protocol."
Let us set all that aside.
But, as I say, I make lists. Thousands and thousands of names. Some of you may have been doing it as well. And you can see the mass registrations done in early June by Fasthosts and 1&1 and (if I'm not mistaken - I stand to be corrected - Sitefinders and centraserve... you can probably identify others). Thousands and tens of thousands and more, all psychically registered because the domain owners want them really. Only thing is...
Because I make lists, I also monitor when the original .co.uks expire. You can see them day after day. Even a quick glance at Domainlore's expiring domain list (though I use other sources) flag up day by day .co.uks registered by Fasthosts and 1&1 etc which are dropping each day. So in other words, tens of thousands of these .co.uk names, which the mass-registrants claim to be protecting, don't even exist with their owners any more. Which begs the obvious question to my innocent mind:
If all these .co.uk's are no longer registered, presumably there is no longer any need for the .uks to be registered to protect the 'non-owners' of the 'non-domains'. And so of course, with all this social responsibility, Nominet will be deleting the .uk registrations and saying to the likes of Fasthosts "Look old sports, if you really wouldn't mind, could you return the domains so the public can register them?" And Fasthosts, of course, will be saying "Crikey, if the domain owners no longer own their .co.uks, who are we actually keeping the .uk domains for?"
That's what's happening surely... NO.
Because I'm watching. And the .uk's, that no longer have any relevance to an expired, dropped, and deleted .co.uk name, ARE STILL REGISTERED to the mass registrants. WHAT IS THE POINT? On behalf of who are these registrars holding the domains? And will Nominet take unilateral action to retrieve these 'lost in space' .uk domains? Because they should. They allowed and facilitated the shambles in the first place.
And in case there is doubt, I am watching, pedantically. Every day the number of these grabbed domains increases. And as I say, that's setting aside all the rest of the wrongness of the UK's domain registry abandoning its promised protocol in what looks terribly like conniving with some industry friends. Let's face it, it's not a good look. So before I start publishing these names in a kind of bizarre resurrection of the Internet Challenge back from 2001, could someone please inform Nominet that they are now harbouring registrations under false pretences, which need to be summarily returned for availability to the public? And that there are thousands upon thousands of these names, and no, they are not protecting .co.uk registrants if those registrants don't even exist any longer.
When any .co.uk domain registered by "the mass registrants drops and is deleted, the .uk equivalent which was unilaterally registered by these registrars in contravention of the process should be immediately surrendered and deleted by Nominet.
In my view ALL the mass registered .uk's should be surrendered and deleted.
Thank you for enduring my rant...