women???

[retired_member32]

this is off my car forum!!!
Do you know what a 710 is ? A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?' She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..' She went on to say that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'Is there a 710 on this car?' She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.' If you're not sure what a 710 is.

i'll let you guess before i tell you,no wonder women get ripped off at garages

 

[ratboy]

Oil.............. ?

 

[retired_member32]

why didn't i get these kind of customers??

 

[GreyWing]

Mate nothing surprises me

Some of my sites include freednatests.co.uk and if I was to post the questions I get from that site on here, you wouldn't believe them.

It's like the Jeremy Kyle show,

I have one called PlaneStupid.co.uk (the ones who hijacked parliament last month) well even though they registered .com with a pr ranking of 5'ish, they never reg'd the .co.uk

Well I did and put up a spoof site asking for more runways, I changed all their banners in photoshop to read "More Runways at Heathrow"

I get death threats on a daily basis for that one. But one reads


"Ok. What good is your site doing for the human race? I understand that the science isnt proven, but what good is it doing to deny it and dismiss peoples concern. its not about science or money, its about morality.

You must have no consiounce to cling to such a pathetic scientific quarell, when our planet is being so polluted all the time. I don't care about the science of global warming, but you are dis-encouraging people to care.

I care that all of the biodiversity of this world is being destroyed. The marine ecosystems are on the bring of collapse because of chemical pollution and plasticwaste. the rainforests are being replaced with fucking palm oil. And that its going to be the impovershed half of the worlds population who are going to suffer the catastrophic effects of the rich peoples carelessness.

What is hate is your apathy and the fact that you don't have one positive or benevolent piece of infomation on you website.

But if you'd like to discuss this, please can you tell me why, when the earth recieves so much energy from the elements every day, we are not working to develop the harnessing of that, and then sharing it amongst everyone. Instead of sticking to Capitilasim fueled by illegal wars, and killing each other over the last drops of the fuel that is just going to run out in our life times?

Do you care about biodiversity and future generations?
"

To break it down "I understand that the science isnt proven, but what good is it doing to deny it"

It's about all you need to say about that

 

[retired_member32]

bloody hell,that's deep,was he the managing director of greenpeace

 

[mat]

My mate who works at Volkswagen had someone come in and ask for a longer dipstick because it was no longer reading the oil in the engine.

True story

 

[devolution]

The classic one is when they tell the newbie to go to the hardware store and ask for a 'long stand'... Lol...

 

[GreyWing]

I have just seen American Inventor on Virgin1, oh my lord I have never seen such a bunch of deluded individuals.

Where on earth do they get these people?

Has anyone seen it? it's like Dragons Den on prozac