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Worst thing you've done whilst drunk?
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i think this is one of those threads that could be a scream if discussing in the boozer and people could be honest
but theres no way anyones gonna put in print the worst thing lol
although we could start by describing the worst monster you've shagged
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you first lol
we don't want to hear about the models. we've all had stunners. we want to hear about the monsters and whys and wherefore's
over to you fagend......
but theres no way anyones gonna put in print the worst thing lol
although we could start by describing the worst monster you've shagged
?you first lol
we don't want to hear about the models. we've all had stunners. we want to hear about the monsters and whys and wherefore's
over to you fagend......
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i think this is one of those threads that could be a scream if discussing in the boozer and people could be honest
but theres no way anyones gonna put in print the worst thing lol
although we could start by describing the worst monster you've shagged
you first lol
we don't want to hear about the models. we've all had stunners. we want to hear about the monsters and whys and wherefore's
over to you fagend......
Sorry mate, I've only ever woken up beside models, I have high standards.
The glossy pages can be a pain in the arse though
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Well.... you are obviously misunderstanding what you are meant to do with a magazine then
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Well.... you are obviously misunderstanding what you are meant to do with a magazine then
Don't knock it 'til you've tried it!
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Well, about 6 months ago I was at a BBQ at a friends house nearby, had a LOT to drink (even for me) whilst actually eating very little, then later went into Rhodes Town with a friend to continue our drinking spree.
After visiting about 4 bars and [apparently] a nightclub where we consumed a largee amount of shots, we decided to go and buy a couple of gyros (like a kebab). I should say I don't remember any of this, my friend told me.
We went into the food shop, ordered 2 gyros each, whereupon I took the gyros and promptly told the owner of the food shop he could "stick his 5 Euro's up his ar**", then after spilling most of it over my shirt walked out into the street where supposidly I spotted two Greek women and asked them if they both "fancied a good porking".
The good thing was I woke up the next day feeling a bit thirsty but totally unaware of my escapades until my pal came round with a huge smirk on his face. He said I am banned from the Gyros shop and one of the Greek women slapped me. I couldn't believe it, I've never been so awful to people.
Oh well, I try and be the best ambassador I can for Scotland, sounds like I did a good job that night!
After visiting about 4 bars and [apparently] a nightclub where we consumed a largee amount of shots, we decided to go and buy a couple of gyros (like a kebab). I should say I don't remember any of this, my friend told me.
We went into the food shop, ordered 2 gyros each, whereupon I took the gyros and promptly told the owner of the food shop he could "stick his 5 Euro's up his ar**", then after spilling most of it over my shirt walked out into the street where supposidly I spotted two Greek women and asked them if they both "fancied a good porking".
The good thing was I woke up the next day feeling a bit thirsty but totally unaware of my escapades until my pal came round with a huge smirk on his face. He said I am banned from the Gyros shop and one of the Greek women slapped me. I couldn't believe it, I've never been so awful to people.
Oh well, I try and be the best ambassador I can for Scotland, sounds like I did a good job that night!
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x2There has been way to many good times had with so many good stories from my eventful youth.
Some fun, some naughty and some just plain wrong
None that will make thier way on the web i'm afraid !!
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HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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In the early hours of a cold snowy night, walking home drunk from a nightclub, i decided that stealing a milk bottle from a milk float would be an excellent move.
Upon returning home and drinking the milk I heard a loud knocking on the door. It was the milk man, he must have seen me and followed me home. I decided in my drunken state that not answering the door was the solution to the problem.
A little later the police showed up. Apparently the milk man had followed my footsteps in the snow so he knew where i lived! I received a minor caution and a few hours in a police cell.
Upon returning home and drinking the milk I heard a loud knocking on the door. It was the milk man, he must have seen me and followed me home. I decided in my drunken state that not answering the door was the solution to the problem.
A little later the police showed up. Apparently the milk man had followed my footsteps in the snow so he knew where i lived! I received a minor caution and a few hours in a police cell.
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