Just read this in the DaveN blog 
Last night I walked into a pub toilet, there were 2 cubicles, someone
was already in one of them. So I went into the other one, closed the
door, dropped my trousers and sat down.
A voice came from the cubicle next to me: “Hello mate, how are you doing?”
I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied “Yeah,
not too bad thanks.”
After a short pause, I heard the voice again “So, what are you up to mate?”
Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said. Unsure what to
say, I replied “Umm, just having a quick poo.. How about yourself?”
I then heard the voice for the third time…..
“Sorry mate, I’ll have to call you back. I’ve got some Dickhead in the
loo next to me answering everything I say.”
DaveN
Last night I walked into a pub toilet, there were 2 cubicles, someone
was already in one of them. So I went into the other one, closed the
door, dropped my trousers and sat down.
A voice came from the cubicle next to me: “Hello mate, how are you doing?”
I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied “Yeah,
not too bad thanks.”
After a short pause, I heard the voice again “So, what are you up to mate?”
Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said. Unsure what to
say, I replied “Umm, just having a quick poo.. How about yourself?”
I then heard the voice for the third time…..
“Sorry mate, I’ll have to call you back. I’ve got some Dickhead in the
loo next to me answering everything I say.”
DaveN
