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Oh dear My and Rum = Not clever

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Shite - just went into the kitchen to see an empty bottle of "Sailor Jerry" spiced Rum - which meant I drunk the whole bottle last night.

I can't find any stupid posts from me last night here or at facebook - which is usually my forte. No new registrations either. I'm grateful for small mercies :shock:

Looking at the title, It clearly hasn't improved my spelling either
 
Bailey, I reported several posts by you last night which were deleted, you were obviously drunk and ranting/swearing in them :)

Please Please tell me your joking - I usually ban myself from here and facebook for a week or two when I've acted stupid
 
If you use Google Apps/Gmail – enable Mail Goggles via the settings section. Makes you answer a load of maths questions before it lets you send an email. Has helped me out of a few 'pissed admin' situations in the past.

- Rob
 
That's some acting, you should be in the movies!! :p
Regards
Bruce

Took a minute for the penny to drop on that post Bruce - the Rum must still be in my system. :)

Cheers for that bit of advice Rob, Trouble is i'm one of the most impatient people on this planet - I get annoyed at just having to use passwords
 
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Shite - just went into the kitchen to see an empty bottle of "Sailor Jerry" spiced Rum - which meant I drunk the whole bottle last night.

I can't find any stupid posts from me last night here or at facebook - which is usually my forte. No new registrations either. I'm grateful for small mercies :shock:

Looking at the title, It clearly hasn't improved my spelling either

Your a nice guy, should be more considerate towards your liver.
Your body is an important vehicle, you've got nothing else to live in.
 
sounds nice
neat or with coke? :)

I tried all variations, smooth enough to drink neat - quite nice warmed-up as well.

Actually there are mitigating circumstances to the above story. I had a £5 Co-op voucher to spend and when I got to the till, my shopping came to £48 -.£2 less than was required to use the voucher. So rather than save the voucher I said to the girl at the check-out "throw in a bottle of that discounted Rum"

It was that nasty co-op that made me do it. Guv
 
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I have nights/mornings like that all the time and funny enough I seem to come up with the best business ideas/decisions during those drinking sessions..
 
I have nights/mornings like that all the time and funny enough I seem to come up with the best business ideas/decisions during those drinking sessions..

Thats an absolute killer ProDomains. but True.

Free the mind - cancel inhibitions. BUT, don't act on them is my motto until the sober time of day.

I reckon around 80% of my best work came about after a drink or two. Unfortunately so did about 80% of my worst
 
Thats an absolute killer ProDomains. but True.

Free the mind - cancel inhibitions. BUT, don't act on them is my motto until the sober time of day.

I reckon around 80% of my best work came about after a drink or two. Unfortunately so did about 80% of my worst

I bet a drunk office would be a creative office... Instead of having casual Fridays, why not introduce intoxicated Fridays where everyone can bring their own drinks.. Everyone is home on time on a Friday, had a good time and some new ideas were born.

Maybe I should never open up an office with employees...
 
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