Would You Break Into Here

[Tricky1]

Saw this sign on the fence of a transport yard while out on my travels, would definitely make you think twice..

 

[Systreg]

Phone the police and tell them they've got guns in that place, then rob them whilst their down the police station :lol:

 

[doodlebug]

Phone the police and tell them they've got guns in that place, then rob them whilst their down the police station :lol:

Excellent idea Mr anti-fraud

I guess direct theft is ok :mrgreen:

Don't worry Tricky the last time I went in there they only had a Gat gun

I did climb over the back wall of a scrap yard when I was 11 just to walk part way round and be met by a few Dobermans :shock:

 

[crabfoot]

Reminds me of a story from a US guitar amplifier repairer =
Bloke called him and asked if he could repair his amp because the speaker was shot.
"Sure" he said, checked delivery time for a new speaker. "Bring it round on Tuesday".
So the amp was dropped round on Tuesday. The speaker was perforated, there was a lot of lead splattered around the cabinet, and it was apparent that the amp needed more work than the original quote for a replacement speaker.

"Man, I told you that speaker was SHOT" said the customer.

It emerged that he was in the habit of playing guitar on his front porch, which irritated the man next door - to the extent that he had come round with a 12 bore and emptied both barrels into the back of the amp!

Tony Blair would never allow anything so amusing in the UK ...