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On second thoughts, it might not be a bad idea. We could lure ex-Fuhrer Lesley Cowley OBE (Forfeiture pending the resolution of the current charges against her) over here telling her that it's an all-expenses-paid ICANN junket.
It's a shame that she can't double claim from both ICANN's CCNSO AND Nominet for the same airline tickets and hotel accommodation as she has been doing for many years but the lure of the Presidential Suite at the Rock Hotel will probably clinch her attendance.
We'd also invite Nick Wenban-Smith, in addition to taking an unnaturally keen interest in the younger cub scouts in his local troupe and which has resulted in his recent suspension from the organisation, I hear that he's an accomplished break dancer. Whilst I have a couple of big grippers spinning this hateful and incompetent idiot on his head at the highest point of the rock and everyone's attention is diverted, oops-a-daisy. Oh no, Lesley Cowley has just fallen off the wall! It's several hundred feet down so there's not that much of her left. Oh well, too bad!
She'll never be Dame Lesley now in any case! I wonder whether the AMC that Nominet paid to secure her DBE will give refunds or whether Eleanor or Simon will flip a coin to see who will get the gong instead. My money is on Eleanor. Simon is just a clueless idiot who's going to be out of the door faster than you can say "Jay Daley". Lesley taught Eleanor very well indeed. Too well. I wonder whether Ceasar and Brutus sprung to mind when Eleanor and the old biddy Fritchie showed her the door.