Contagious

[aZooZaaZooZa is verified member.]

We're back in primary school again for this joke.

Okay. Teacher asks class: "Now children, we're going to start looking at some grown-up words. Can anyone tell me what 'contagious' means?"

Little Becky. Hand up. "Please Miss, my brother had a cold and he passed it on to me. That's what contagious means."

Teacher: "Excellent Becky!"

Little Davey: "Please Miss, my brother had chicken pox and I caught it very quickly because it's very contagious."

Teacher: "First class answer Davey."

Little Paddy at the back: "Please Miss, I know what it means."

Teacher: "Come now Patrick, are you sure?"

Paddy: "Yez muss. Me faather told me that Seamus next door was painting his house with a 2-inch paintbrush."

Teacher: "Well, Patrick?"

Paddy: "Well muss, he said it was goin to teek the contagious."

 

[keys]

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

"It's cute, but I bet you can't pick up peanuts with it."

 

[aZooZaaZooZa is verified member.]

Funny you should reply keys, and that joke's funny also, but i wonder how many people are still scratching their heads over the joke I posted

Tip: Say the last sentence out loud.