From someone who always forgets to renew domains, I will say it.
Your a liar sir, a god damn liar dagnamit. (sorry all these 18th century dramas over chrimbo influencing me)
If you could produce 7 offers, It would only lead me to belive you are a fraudster too!
If there is anyone on acorn who could speak in your defence I would love to know who they are, just so I can keep my beady eye on them too.
I'm Kind not Cruel.