Pig Flu

[retired_member6]

I think ive got pig flu

 

[retired_member6]

I'm coming out in red rashers. I think I'll go to the doctor for some oinkment. Something else I noticed, a sty on my eyelid. friends say I've been snorting and I'm telling porkies but I think it's real. they say it will clear up in a weeeeeeeeek but im not so sure as I have been sweating like a pig. I called the helpline but all i heard was crackling. I see that Im becoming a bit of a boar so ill let you get on. I know, I'm a swine.

Buy my names and be like a pig in mud.

 

[GreyWing]

I've heard that some Mexicans just come back from Romania Lee? and they are blaiming it all on them.

 

[retired_member6]

I've heard that some Mexicans just come back from Romania Lee? and they are blaiming it all on them.

The only connection I see is that the company that might be at the centre of it all, Smithfields, had farms shut down in Romania in 2007 because of swine flu.

 

[Redkite]

Pig flu ? What of "pig flew" ? If only pigs could fly!!!

If this gets serious , mind, a lot of people won't be flying before long. Let's hope they develop a vaccine.

Seriously, there could be a lot of trade linked to that domain within a few weeks. There will certainly be a lot searching the term.

 

[retired_member6]

The last bits funny

ABC News Bullet Flu.

The french are at it again, white flag

http://www.postchronicle.com/news/original/article_212226686.shtml?ref=rss

 

[Redkite]

Don't be so rash!! There will be more than the French SQUEALING before long!!

Wait til it hits London ....and the English want to save their own bacon!!

Any day now!!

 

[Skinner]

Well one of my drop shippers has included Swine Flu innoculations, and treatments out of the USA on their latest list right next to bird flu, so clearly the yanks see it as a profit margin heh.

I've been suffering from sow flu for years on and off, I usually find a text message and injunction from court clears it right up

 

[doodlebug]

 

[retired_member32]

did you hear about the first people in the U.K(falkirk i think) wouldn't be interviewed by the bbc because they had signed an exclusivity contract with a Scottish newspaper,i hope they make loads of money because if my boy who has respitory problems anyway gets it i'll hire a hit on the p***k,did you see what they did in China?when planes landed they couldn't leave until they were confirmed clean,in this country we had the press ready welcoming them,yes we were really prepared :shock:

 

[cm1975]

It tastes like sausages ....

 

[rob]

I had my first order 100 FFP3 masks turn up today... so I may go into a bunker for a few months if it kicks off!

 

[doodlebug]

Peppa pig cancelled

Sorry to dissapoint you parents who all love watching the same episodes of Peppa pig over and over again all day, every day

BBC : " further episodes of Peppa pig have been suspended till further notice "

OINK OINK !!!

 

[retired_member4]

I'm already seeing sigs in domain forums with swine-flu.mobi and other shit like that. They would be better off regging closethemexicanborderforfucksake.com