No it won't happen. It's my signature domain 'TheDon' besides I get asked for this one every month or two. Evey contact always tells me how small their business is (or it's named after a deceased relative)
Put up a one page site that says "unless you got '$ yournumberofxxxxhere' you ain't gonna get it it" that'll help cut down the inbounds
you've always been known to 'cut to the thrust'